caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

View text
  • 8 hours ago
  • 440164

dancingonmyowns:

"Swift planning world tour in 2015, Thanksgiving Day Parade performance in 2014, and another SNL appearance as host and musical guest." [x]

View text
  • 8 hours ago
  • 819
View photo
  • 8 hours ago
  • 150
View photo
  • 8 hours ago
  • 447
View photo
  • 8 hours ago
  • 327

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

image

  • start a boy band:

image

  • spot some choice booty:

image

  • break into song:

image

  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

image

  • attend a metal show:

image

  • listen to some sick jams:

image

  • discover zombieism:

image

  • sample some tasty snacks:

image

  • watch someone get burned bad:

image

  • find something you really like:

image

  • find something you really, really like:

image

  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

image

  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

image

View text
  • 8 hours ago
  • 276021
View photo
  • 8 hours ago
  • 59598
View photo
  • 8 hours ago
  • 270099
View photo
  • 8 hours ago
  • 333918

WE’RE SOARING

image

FLYING

image

THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH

image

View text
  • 8 hours ago
  • 334458
x