29 7 / 2014

spicy-vagina-tacos:

Pro tip: shouting at me through my car window will not make me want to suck your dick

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29 7 / 2014

29 7 / 2014

spicy-vagina-tacos:

If your family ever feels dysfunctional just remember that my parents got divorced and didn’t tell each other where they were moving to so they ended up moving in the same neighborhood and becoming neighbors

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29 7 / 2014

(Source: swiftuk, via ohsoveryred)

29 7 / 2014

29 7 / 2014

29 7 / 2014

taylor-not-that-swift:

ya’ll forgot the roses

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28 7 / 2014

shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

(Source: clgdoublelifts, via unstablefangirl)

28 7 / 2014

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

(Source: watchthefirefliesdance, via unstablefangirl)

28 7 / 2014